A New Resume.

I am redoing my resume so that I can apply as a CEO of a huge bank, investment firm, or anything that will give me big bucks. You can screw up, run the company into the ground, all while making your mega salary. There will be no need to fire you as you have now ruined the company into non-existence. The best thing about these jobs is, even though you have done all this, you will get what they call a severance package. This is usually a few million bucks they give you to get away from them. I like this-usually human resource will just give you a cardboard box in which to pack your stuff, and get out.
I’m thinking there will be more and more of these jobs coming open so gear your resume towards a CEO position. Lie if you have to—it doesn’t seem to matter.