This Actually Makes Some Sense.

This was sent to me in an email by a friend of mine.

I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.
Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend .
To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 boneafide U.S. Citizens 18+.
Our population is about 301,000,000 counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair estimate of adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billion. That equals $425,000.00.
My plan is to give $425,000 to each person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend.
Of course, it would NOT be tax-free, so let's assume a tax rate of 30%.
Every individual 18+ will have to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.
That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.
But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in his pocket.
A husband and wife have $595,000.00.
What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family's bank account?
Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college - it'll be there
Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car - create jobs
Invest in the market - capital drives growth
Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else

As for AIG - liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.
Sure it's a crazy idea that can "never work."
But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party !
How do you spell Economic Boom?
I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion
We Deserve a Dividend more than the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC .
And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $595 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned
instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.
Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.
Kindest personal regards,
Birk
T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic &nb sp;& nbsp;

PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals, as it's either good for a laugh
Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18 + including the folks
who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company
that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.
If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ("vote buy") economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!